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"I'd like you to know that up 'till now my Mom has been my principal
care provider."
"Here is my excuse for being late today. It's also my homework."
"Burton, that's a book. You open it, you don't turn it on."
"I'm afraid I might not be in the mainstream on some of these answers."
"Suzie said my fractions were improper and then she slapped me."
"I wasn't copying. I was just doing basic research in cloning technology."
"Another test? Shouldn't you be worried about the dangers of paper
cuts?"
"I don't have a dog. Would you believe my Chia Pet ate my homework?"
"We've all heard of science fiction. Georgie has invented arithmetic
fiction."
"You should help junior with his homework while you can - he will
be in the 5th grade next year."
"Mr. Hawkins, you know very well our policy on moonlighting, especially
on school property."
"A 'gaggle of geese' is correct, Tommy, but I'm afraid 'giggle of
girls' is asking for trouble."
"Now, we've learned everything we need to know ... ."
"Boy! A few more like that and I'll be ready for Gamblers Anonymous."
"Boy, what a day! I found out what can set off the school's metal
detectors."
"Good morning. I'm Mrs. Henderson, and this is my first year teaching
you-know-what."
"I never use it, but I've found it to be a great deterrent."